Adults equal…
- Saying things like “wood rot” and “gum meltdown” and “deployment calendar” and “reinventing myself”.
- Packing an emergency go-bag for fire season.
- Being tormented by aggressive hyphenation.
- Flossing, and liking it.
- Tracking your protein portions.
- Listening effortlessly (96.5 KOIT, you know what’s up) while cutting vegetables for dinner.
- Knowing that you need rest to keep working, and then (GASP) taking that rest.
- Always drinking water.
- Keep two minutes of makeup hidden at your desk specifically for video work calls.
Your friendly neighborhood beauty addict,
karni
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